The Strait of Hormuz Says It Is "Actually Kinda Bi" and Screwed Around a Little in College
The world's most important oil chokepoint made a thirty-four-word statement about itself on 14 August, and no register on earth has a box to put it in.
The Record of What Actually Happened
A one-page determination form assigns a designation to a child and states, in a field the size of a postcard, the criteria on which it was assigned. That field has been withheld in full. Reality Daily has asked for it nineteen times.
The world's most important oil chokepoint made a thirty-four-word statement about itself on 14 August, and no register on earth has a box to put it in.
Across 31,700 square miles those four inches come to two trillion two hundred three billion gallons, and fourteen weeks of inquiry produced a complete scientific explanation and not one document in which any party accepts responsibility for a gallon of it.