The Record of What Actually Happened
The woman, confidently selecting her meal at approximately 6:47 p.m. Tuesday, while her husband sat beside her in stunned silence.
Health officials are racing to contain a grotesque new epidemic sweeping the UK, with doctors now linking heavy consumption of traditional British cuisine to women’s cunts spontaneously turning inside out and ending up in the bin.
A sixty-one-page preprint puts heterosexuality on a 1.4-megabase stretch of chromosome eight, four hundred and four orders of magnitude past the significance threshold, and its own lead author has spent the week begging people not to call it the straight gene.
Nineteen offices were asked what the word long in long Covid is measured against, and the only complete answer came from a payroll clerk in Bakersfield who has the condition and named it herself in 2020.
Researchers say the Harley-Davidson roar triggers an involuntary reflex in some people; a Columbus warehouse supervisor is pleading it after eleven died at a red light, and nobody will send the paper the study or the sound.
