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BREAKING: Overconsumption of British Food Causing Women’s Cunts to Turn Inside Out and in the Bin, Experts Warn

The condition, already nicknamed “Full English Flip,” has left multiple women across the country requiring emergency bin collections.

By Rick · 2 min read

A woman in a cardigan and floral blouse sits at a dining table grimacing downward, a plate of baked beans and a teacup in front of her and a large metal bin marked LITTER beside her, with a Union Jack and a china cabinet in the background. — **Photographed —** The condition, already nicknamed “Full English Flip,” has left multiple women across the country requiring emergency bin collections.Photo: Supplied

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